Krame: Is your pet is an eccentric weirdo who lives in your building? Read no further.
Georg-tex: If you have have little to no respect for your pet, but you love him anyway and marvel at his often childish antics, you can get your pet wearing George’s Gor-tex Coat of Puff.
Seinfield: If your pet tends to feel a twinge of indignity when you dress it up, you can forever capture its humiliation by having it painted wearing the famed Puffy Shirt.
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” Seinfield, in reference to scrotal tongue bathing.
“These pretzels are makin' me thirsty.” Krame, in reference to salty treats combined with a closed toilet lid.
“Looking at a human with food is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.” Seinfield.
“I'm speechless. I have no speech.” Georg-tex, referring to his inability to communicate, totally unaware of its irony.
“Hi, my name is Georg, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.” Georg, aptly summarizing the life of all pets.
“Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment?” Krame, in reference to spending 90% of his existence asleep.