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Twin Peaks

The Twin Peaks collection is for Twin Peaks fans who also happen to be obsessed with their pet(s). The following outfits are available:
The Giant: This would be appropriate for pets who communicate using riddles, seem to have taken large quantities of muscle relaxers, and are very strange looking and/or tall.
Sheriff Hairy Truman: This outfit would be great for humble-yet-strong-willed pets who look up to their owners or other pets in the house.
Agent Pooper: This would be ideal for pets who are allegorical for “good” (as in “good boy!”).
The Log Lady: This would work well for solemn pets and/or owners who enjoy the woods and wearing sweaters while in the woods.
The Double R Diner Waitress: This would be ideal for sultry-yet-tough broads who often face dismal odds when it comes to their relationship goals.

Famous Quotes from the Show

“I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be rolling around in a fresh heap of dung, a 5-hour catnap in your human’s office chair, or two cups of good, hot black toilet water.” - Agent Pooper

“I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.“ Dale Pooper on the way to the pet psychic

“The birds are not what they seem.” The Giant

“Someday my log will have something to say about this.” The Log Lady

“I suppose you want me to follow them at a discreet distance.” Hairy Truman, referencing mice

“There's a sort of evil out there. Something very, very strange in these old woods. Call it what you want. A darkness, a presence. It takes many forms but it’s been out there for as long as anyone can remember, and we've always been here to fight it.” Hairy Truman, referencing squirrels

“You were visited... by a giant?” Hairy Truman