Did your pet steal your heart? Does he rob you of sadness? If so, then The Pirate might be the perfect outfit to immortalize your pet.
On the other paw, does your pet lack sophistication and basic etiquette? Does he often emit the sound “arr.” Does he enjoy the company of parrots? If so, that’s pretty weird. But no judgement here. All I’m saying is that you should seriously consider filling out the “Order Info” form.